forty seven.

“So are you the one from Alaska?”

“That’s why I need a pre-tan!”


forty one.

“You know? Circle of life.”

“I literally can’t even tell you. I can see it, but I can’t tell you.”


thirty two.

“You’re a horrible singer!”

“And on the side she was screwing David.”

“Let’s just say I did go with them.. How much would you want to wring my neck?”

 

Oh, the things you hear in high school..

But I like this whole “overheard” business. Let’s say it might just be permanent.


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